This is Jack Burton in the Porkchop Express and I'm talkin' to whoever's listening out there.
All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just STANDS there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth?
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"You have betrayed my honor. There will be no more dumplings...only monkey brains from now on!!!"
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